Re: Oh, God. I might have to cook Thanksgiving.
If you're so all-fired insistent on homemade food, learn to cook yourdamnself. It's worked for my dad for 42 years.
For the people with useful input, thanks. Talked to my Dad, he said that there's no room to store food at their house, but if I could find a pre-cooked turkey, the two of us could knock out some sides. He's picky about dressing.