Re: Oh, God. I might have to cook Thanksgiving.
It's really not that hard(maybe it's because I'm black). Just start early and get a bunch of pots and pans and cook a lot of food. The hardest part is making sure that the turkey is correctly cooked. You don't wanna have it too dry. Or you could just do a roast. I feel that they taste better than turkey anyways and are much easier to cook. Or you could always say fuck it and just order some food or have someone else do it for you. Good luck.