Usually you're at the gay bar around this time, according to your ex boyfriend-now friend Dualshock when you both hooked up for Margaritas in Amsterdam and later for quickies in his motel room a couple of years ago. Any luck with a dude so far, fruitcake?
No. But I see you found yourself a partner. The thing is, I am not even sure if you are a man or the ugliest woman with no tits I have ever seen.