Usually lists have a countdown. They start in the worst and end in the best. That being said, in this case let's only take in account the two first positions of the biggest losers to ever grace the WF. Acockadykto and Unicorn.
Surprised Sheamus and Noyk aren't mentioned though !
Usually you're at the gay bar around this time, according to your ex boyfriend-now friend Dualshock when you both hooked up for Margaritas in Amsterdam and later for quickies in his motel room a couple of years ago. Any luck with a dude so far, fruitcake?