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Old 11-07-2012, 04:47 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Default Re: Ways Brad Maddox can win next week

The best finish they can do (besides Ryback killing Maddox and him fucking off because he sucks) is Punk runs down to the ring and gives Maddox a light punch to the head, doesn't knock him down, doesn't hurt him, just gives him like a tap on the head punch, the ref rings the bell, declares Maddox the winner by DQ, and him and Punk start laughing at Ryback and then Ryback chases them, Punk gets away but he catches Maddox and gives him the Shellshock, then later on in the night, Punk can be forced to face Ryback and Punk tries to run away but Cena throws him back in the ring and Ryback hits him with the clothesline and Shellshock, so he beats Punk again, which firmly establishes that Punk is gonna go over on Sunday.

This way, you can have Maddox get his contract without pinning Ryback, which, fluke loss or not, would be embarassingly sad for somebody who's booked the way he is.

I would still rather see Ryback just beat Maddox outright because Maddox is TERRIBLE. I can't believe this guy is getting on the main roster before Dean Ambrose. I'm not worried about him becoming anything more than a David Otunga level talent, because he's not good enough to be a serious player, but still, it's embarassing how many more people should be called up before him.
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