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Re: Ways Brad Maddox can win next week
The best finish they can do (besides Ryback killing Maddox and him fucking off because he sucks) is Punk runs down to the ring and gives Maddox a light punch to the head, doesn't knock him down, doesn't hurt him, just gives him like a tap on the head punch, the ref rings the bell, declares Maddox the winner by DQ, and him and Punk start laughing at Ryback and then Ryback chases them, Punk gets away but he catches Maddox and gives him the Shellshock, then later on in the night, Punk can be forced to face Ryback and Punk tries to run away but Cena throws him back in the ring and Ryback hits him with the clothesline and Shellshock, so he beats Punk again, which firmly establishes that Punk is gonna go over on Sunday.
This way, you can have Maddox get his contract without pinning Ryback, which, fluke loss or not, would be embarassingly sad for somebody who's booked the way he is.
I would still rather see Ryback just beat Maddox outright because Maddox is TERRIBLE. I can't believe this guy is getting on the main roster before Dean Ambrose. I'm not worried about him becoming anything more than a David Otunga level talent, because he's not good enough to be a serious player, but still, it's embarassing how many more people should be called up before him.
Originally Posted by John Pollock on John Cena
He now comes out to the ring in a John Cena hat, a John Cena shirt, John Cena wristbands, and somebody in merchandise saying "can we fit more on this guy?" and Vince says "well, god damn, he's only got so many limbs, what more can we put on the fucking guy?" "Well, we've got a towel" "ah fuck, give him the towel.", and he comes out now with a Don't Give Up towel. Like this man feels like a fucking Nascar driver with how much shit he has on when he comes out. It's like, ENOUGH! You want all my time, you want all my money. It just felt gross, Wai, watching all this, it's just like, have a modicum of self restraint. When is it enough? "Buy this, buy that, give me your life on Sunday, on Monday, on Wednesday, on Friday, buy a Network!" FUCK OFF!