Re: Ways Brad Maddox can win next week
The best finish they can do (besides Ryback killing Maddox and him fucking off because he sucks) is Punk runs down to the ring and gives Maddox a light punch to the head, doesn't knock him down, doesn't hurt him, just gives him like a tap on the head punch, the ref rings the bell, declares Maddox the winner by DQ, and him and Punk start laughing at Ryback and then Ryback chases them, Punk gets away but he catches Maddox and gives him the Shellshock, then later on in the night, Punk can be forced to face Ryback and Punk tries to run away but Cena throws him back in the ring and Ryback hits him with the clothesline and Shellshock, so he beats Punk again, which firmly establishes that Punk is gonna go over on Sunday.
This way, you can have Maddox get his contract without pinning Ryback, which, fluke loss or not, would be embarassingly sad for somebody who's booked the way he is.
I would still rather see Ryback just beat Maddox outright because Maddox is TERRIBLE. I can't believe this guy is getting on the main roster before Dean Ambrose. I'm not worried about him becoming anything more than a David Otunga level talent, because he's not good enough to be a serious player, but still, it's embarassing how many more people should be called up before him.
Originally Posted by Mister Saint Laurent on Xavier Woods' Gimmick
Man, talk about giving a guy nothing to work with. Imagine you've been called up to tv and they basically say to you "You're well educated. (which apparently because of your skin color means that this is an incredible thing.) We can't believe that someone with your skin color has the level of education that you have, so your gimmick is just gonna be that we put you on tv and brag that you went to school. Cause that's basically the gimmick that they gave him, how much more racist could his gimmick have been? Am I missing something here? What was the reason that the people were supposed to get behind him, other than the company just saying "phht, well, he's...in school".