Well fortunately my dick is considerably above average height. Now I am not one to brag about my dick that much, but this meaty pendulum that dangles between my legs has been the gold at the end of the rainbow for many a women. Including the AIDS infested, filthy slut, that shat you out of her snatch.
Best post Apocalypto has made since his return. That's the spirit, soldier.
I'm not going to diss your mama though, she's a sweet woman. Do me a favour though and tell her to stop texting me. It's bordering on harassment.