re: 2012 GIANTS...TROUT >
Don't know if anybody's heard this news, but apparently RA Dickey pitched the entire year with torn abdominal muscles. Unfathomable to put up a type of year like that while having a core that isn't close to healthy.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*