Wheelman for James Ellsworth
Join Date: Sep 2012
Re: **The Official Raw Ratings Thread** (Discuss Ratings In Here)
No wonder those segments did bad, look at all those fat asses in the ring. You got Seem Punk, who looks like he just came from eating a plate of nachos and cheese burgers, and then this Phil Brooks, and we all know how fat his ass is, because he's just a piece of white trash from Chicago, which is right across Lake Mishgin from that cesspool Canada, or as I like to call it, "MEXICO NORTH."
You want a segment to draw, you only need two things going head to head, and that's the largest arms in the world. The peaks of the Big Bad Booty Daddy will have all the freaks tuning into every segment, and those white trash ratings now will scream BOOM shakalaka and sky rocket to the moon!