Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Sep 2012
Re: Queen of the Ring - The WWE porn parody
I downloaded it last night and it's pretty aweful. Not even in a so bad its good way, its just kinda depressing to see someone I once had alot of respect for as a wrestling diva get banged by like 6 dudes at once. Chyna's vagina looks like a sarlac pit and she kept mugging to the camera as if to say "yeah this is what ive degrated my career too.. so what?"
The porn versions of the superstars were all pretty pathetic, like Doink the Clown for instance who doesnt have clown make up but instead just has a gimp looking mask with a sort of clown design on it and the Hulk Hogan costume looked worse than ones I have seen for under 20$ for halloween. Also, the guy who was playing The Rock was hardly electrifying infact he seemed like he was having difficulties staying hard and Chyna didn't seem to enjoy him too much.
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