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Join Date: May 2012
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Re: 2012-13 English Premier League/Cups Thread (Winning at home is overrated anyways)
Whilst we all wait for this awful international break to be over, who is the the worst player your team has signed since you started following them?
I'd have to say Alex Nyarko. The player so bad a fan ran on to the pitch during a game to rip his shirt off him.
During one game with Arsenal, a fan infamously invaded the pitch, offering to swap shirts with Nyarko, telling him he wasn’t good enough to wear the Everton colours. Stunned and shaken, Nyarko asked manager Walter Smith to substitute him. Nyarko refused to play for the club again
Special mention go to Marco Materazzi who got sent off 4 times in the 27 games he played for us and Per Krodlup - the only CB in football who has a phobia of heading the ball.
Special, special mention goes to Andy Van Der Meyde. I've never seen somebody get so many chances to revive his career at the same club. Unfortunately his daughters poor health led him to the bottle and he pissed away every chance he got given. He'll always be remembered for his cross in the Gosling derby though.
Last edited by Deck The Halls With Funes Mori; 10-15-2012 at 11:11 AM.