The

was just a joke (see the protocall does exist!) that I felt like bolting onto the post for no particular reason other than the fact that I rarely get to use it. The one thing on these forums that I use less than diplomacy.
Oh, and for the record
Anark I think you're a massive cunt, probably because you are one despite what your deluded mind is suggesting to you.
I love you really, please don't cry.