Oh hey, it's the pot whose obsessed with a teenage boy who watches kids programs and a girl who gave him a tanned ass over the internet when he tried to get smart with her.
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, kettle.
Now, feel free to call me a stalker for going through Taylor Swift's twitter page and trash cans and sniffing her laundry basket. Outing a cunt for the cunt he is in less than 30 seconds, not very stalkerish.
You forgot to mention that he also stalks Rush.