Originally Posted by Skyfall
I don't give a fuck to see "Lindsay Lohan arrested for assault on mother" headlining it! Who the fuck cares what you did! You're not Tom Hardy, you're not Charlize Theron, you ain't no fucking Daniel Day Lewis. Stop ruining 3 minutes of my life while ruining the entirety of yours
Somebody should tell Hardy, Theron or Day Lewis to assault their mothers to avoid more "Lindsay attacks mother" headlines.
If more a-list celebrities attack their parents the reporters would stop reporting about people like Lindsay Lohan