Re: 1,000 things we've learnt from WWE over the years.
677 - Despite years of honing their craft and becoming in-ring tactical geniuses, for some reason people are still dumb enough keep standing up like retards right after John Cena's initial shoulder charge in his 4 moves of doom.
678 - When jumping off the top of the ring, it's obviously much less painful to crash into someone's torso with your gut/back/whatever than to spread the shock across your hole body on a bouncy mat if you miss.
679 - Audiences love repetitive catchphrases. Audiences love repetitive catchphrases. Audiences love repetitive catchphrases. Audiences love repetitive catchphrases. Audiences love repetitive catchphrases. Audiences love repetitive catchphrases.
Last edited by Xiphias : 10-06-2012 at 01:34 PM.
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