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1,000 things we've learnt from WWE over the years.

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#1 ·
Just for fun, hopefully we can come up with a thousand things we have learnt from WWE over the years. Ill go first:

1) When Randy Orton was having visions in his head, us viewers were able to look through Ortons mind to see the hallucinations. Us viewers must have powers. (During Undertaker vs Orton storyline)
 
#31 ·
39) But Brock Lesnar certainly does. Comes back to the WWE nine years after a young John Cena says shit to him, and busts his mouth bloody.

40) Learning to run the ropes is optional for the women of the WWE

41) You are whatever WWE say you are, right Albe-- I mean Lord Tensai?

42) TWITTERTWITTERTWITTERTWITTERTWITTER #hashtags
 
#5 ·
4) Referees are as fragile as newborn babies

5) All past rivalries and blood feuds are forgotten if the GM has booked the two of you into a tag match together

6) The rematch clause comes and goes as it pleases.

7) In a No DQ match you can withstand multiple weapon shots, however a single chair shot is lethal in a standard match.
 
#9 ·
11. 95% of the comericial breaks happen right when a wrestler is thrown outside the ring

12. Cena will never turn heel again....we need to get used to his bitch smile

13. Vince needs to step down

14. Mr Kennedy.....huge opportunity lost
15. We will never know what the big picture was

16. Fuck Hornswaggle
17. Vickie gets the greatest heat of all time

18. Vince has to rely on the past mega stars because John Cena ruined most of the current roster.
 
#411 ·
11. 95% of the comericial breaks happen right when a wrestler is thrown outside the ring

12. Cena will never turn heel again....we need to get used to his bitch smile

13. Vince needs to step down

14. Mr Kennedy.....huge opportunity lost
15. We will never know what the big picture was

16. Fuck Hornswaggle
17. Vickie gets the greatest heat of all time

18. Vince has to rely on the past mega stars because Vince ruined most of the current roster.
Fixed*
 
#15 ·
21) No one seems to pick up on there being a ZOMBIE on the roster despite him being the main attraction at their biggest show of the year
 
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