Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
Join Date: Jan 2012
Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Mid way through a divas match, Triple H just comes out and starts beating the shit out of like 4 of the Divas with his eyes closed.
Pedigrees for all.
Walks to the back with his eyes closed. Cameras follow him.
Goes into his locker room and back to sleep.
Cops are looking for Triple H in the arena while he's sleeping but Stephanie gets there first.
Wakes him up. He doesnt remember anything.
Every week, he assaults a different woman/group of women in his sleep.
This all leads to Stephanie getting him into a meeting with Dr. Some-generic-name-that-all-the-WWE-doctors-have. This ones a woman.
She consults him and asks him why he's been beating women in his sleep.
After a long pause, he opens his eyes, says that hes been awake all along and hits her with a sledge hammer!.
#SWERVE #RATINGS #TRIPLEHWOMANBEATER
LOL I will definitely watch it!