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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)

Originally Posted by ConnorMCFC View Post
I don't care if it was meant to be a joke, I'd watch that shit! I'm in near tears!
The feud basically continues until Wrestlemania until Chyna comes back.
Triple H dominates the match and beats the shit out of her with the ring bell.
Triple H suddenly tears a quad and is struggling to get back up.
Stephanie starts walking down to the ring mid way through the match.
Just when we think she's gunna help Triple H, she pulls out a golden dildo from her undercarriage, hands it to Chyna. #SWERVE
Triple H finally makes it to his feet, Chyna smashes Triple H in the face with the golden dildo.
She mounts him and suffocates him with her implants and he passes out.
Winner by submission, Chyna.
Chyna is interviewed by Josh Mathews about her victory in the parking lot.
Suddenly, an Ice Cream truck comes speeding towards the two.
Mathews pushes Chyna in the way and saves himself, instant kill.
We go to an instant replay.
In the ice cream truck are Vince McMahon, Marty Jannetty, Half of the Spirit Squad and David Arquette.

#Ratings #IceCreamTruckofDeath #GoldenDildoHeelTurn

The story continues.

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