Originally Posted by moonmop
To shake things up, Vince will announce he's rehired Vince Russo.
In his first act he's booked a flaming table, tag titles on a pole match between Team Hell No and Team Rhodes Scholar. And the main event will be a lumberjack cage match between CM Punk and Ryback.
Meanwhile, the main event ends with all the lumberjacks trying to climb the cage before knocking each other off, the rest of the locker room who were not lumberjacks to begin with all come down with kindo sticks and baseball bats in hand and brawl with the lumberjacks, finally 1 armed Cena comes waddling down the ramp and throws a taser to Ryback, but Punk intercepts it and tases Ryback ending his winning streak.
I'M BACK BABY
This would be amazing! Just imagining it leaves me bedazzled. :belfield