Two-legged knockout all the way to the final.
Name change to UEFA Cup/ Konami Cup.
Automatic qualification to the CL group stages for the winner.
Stop managers spouting out platitudes pre-game and instead force them to cut intense promos on anybody that has irked them during the build up.
Moar like this:
Remember totally spazzing out when Geli nodded in from the Gary Mac ball into the DANGER ZONE.