Re: If WWE was a food outlet
The Hunter Hurst Helmsburger - the meat, pickles, lettuce and tomato and onion are all buried under an entire bottle of ketchup
Viscera - A sandwich containing 5 pounds of chicken, roast beef, ham, spaghetti, and a turkey wing. May or may not contain love juice.
The Drew McIntyre - No sandwich, they just hand you a napkin.
The Teddy-Long - Two pieces of ham, two pieces of lettuce and tomato, two pieces of roast beef, equal amounts ketchup and mustard, all between two pieces of bread.