Originally Posted by Chaos-In-Motion
Orton - Backstage whine-ass, he looks stupid as fuck with full sleeves, his face makes me want to angrily sodomize an armadillo with hedge trimmers, his "Apex Predator" mannerisms annoy the shitballs out of me, has the charisma of a goldfish.
Workout Buddy - Fella, he needs to wear some full length tights to cover up those nasty pasty white legs, booked like superman, also has the charisma of a goldfish.
You should probably look deeper into that with the help of a trained professional. The help you need is one call away.