Re: If WWE was a food outlet
GTS Burger: Sloppy, flabby meat in between 2 pieces of sesame seed bun.
Chicken Finger Pokes of Doom: Chicken fingers with nWo carved in it. Find the freak finger shaped with the Wolfpack hand sign and get free WrestleMania tickets.
The Intellectual Delight: A Sandow-theme sandwich. Whatever he asked for from Jared before he just gave him a meatball marinara. I remember that his requested sandwich sounded good.
The Ceasaro Special/Equalizer: A FOOTLONG that has stuff representing the 5 languages he speaks. Like: Italian bread, Swiss cheese, and...Someone give me some French, German, and Dutch or Spanish stuff. Can't think of any.
Ceasaro Special #2/Swiss Death: Everything is Swiss. Like cheese, bread, meat, and whatever else.