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1,000 things we've learnt from WWE over the years.

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#1 ·
Just for fun, hopefully we can come up with a thousand things we have learnt from WWE over the years. Ill go first:

1) When Randy Orton was having visions in his head, us viewers were able to look through Ortons mind to see the hallucinations. Us viewers must have powers. (During Undertaker vs Orton storyline)
 
#563 ·
729. For Every Stone Cold Steve Austin, there's been Bastion Booger, Mantaur and the Gobbledy Gooker.

730. For every "The Rock" there's been Hornswaggle, Big Bully Busick and Outback Jack

731. For every HHH there's been a Giant Gonzalez, Red Rooster or the Sultan

732. For every CM Punk there's been a Tugboat, Skinner and Kwang the Ninja

733. For every John Cena there's been ...100 wrestlers with skill and talent

734. For every Hulk Hogan there's been a Sabu Simba, Papa Shango, and Battle Kat

735. For every Ultimate Warrior there's been a TL Hopper, Reo Rogers and Adam Bomb
 
#569 ·
743. While deciding between wanting Booker T or Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve Austin went to the Sonic drive-in and ordered a jalapeno burger, a chicken-fried steak sandwich, a chili cheese dog with extra onions, french fries, tater tots, and washed it down with three beers, a shot of whiskey, a margarita, and a Bloody Mary. He ended up deciding on both.
 
#572 ·
746: It doesn't matter what you think :rock
 
#575 ·
748) Chris Benoit does NOT exist.

Already taken?

The Undertaker doesn't have no motherfucking cell phone.
 
#577 ·
750) When a main event tag team has to feud with jobbers because everyone else is booked in a specialty match, instead of the main eventers bringing the jobbers UP, the jobbers bring the main eventers DOWN, and they have to compete on the pre-show.

DAT DUB DUB E LOGIC :HHH2
 
#580 ·
753. When an argument between multiple people ensues in the ring during the beginning of Smackdown, Teddy Long WILL make a main event tag team match.
 
#588 ·
762. Armbar!
 
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