So OP has attempted a mash-up of The rock and Cm Punks promos and packaged it in a way that it is relevant to the current situation on rants where years on a forum actually matter. This has also raised a few interesting side issues. Does post count really matter? Are we merely here to entertain? How does one garner respect on an internet forum? So many questions, so few answers.
Just kidding, it sucked.