Does having a broken home make you disregard basic English? Its i couldn't care less. Saying you could care less is retarded.
now as for your thread, i don't give a shit about my birthday. I do love other people's birthday though.
Sorry, but if you wish to call people out on shit that doesn't matter just make sure you perfect your post. You forgot to capitalize "now" after the video you posted.
Also when writing "i" it's commonly accepted that it be capitalized as it is a personal pronoun.