Some black people over here are racist against Mexicans. They will call them them "Tacos". And some Mexicans call black people "mayates".
And damn, West Virginia seem like a rough state for a minority. No wonder why you moved to Washington DC. How is it in DC? Is it as rough as West Virginia?
Lol i'm glad we're on the same page. Drinking with white people is a must! The shit they do and say is generally entertaing. No lie, I once had a white friend who was drunk and he leaped out of his 2 story apartment without breaking his legs, I guess he was showing off lmao.
DC is real diverse, a variety of nationalities here. Also, it's dangerous as fuck. I stay in a rather decent part (5 minutes from the Capital building) but after 11PM, shit gets hectic. Prostitutes, ****** whacked out on "sherm", constant sirens & "he-shes". But it's a lot more to do here. 5-7 minutes from the mall and Union Station, with plenty of other malls within a 30-45 minute radius and lots of historical buildings close by.
I got this white guy I used to drink with in West Virginia, he around 40 years old. And most of the shit he says is funny because he's usually lying.
A few stories:
He just left from my homie house, buying some weed. He's riding a bike and does a wheelie. He then says "When I was younger, they called me 'poopie' cuz I was the shit" and soon as he said shit, he wrecked his bike in the middle of the road.
He was drunk again, trying to cut grass and ran over a beehive. Ended up getting stung over 20 times.
And another guy who's the hood mechanic (we call him "Crack"), well, he was homeless. So, my homie bought a camper and let Crack stay in it. Crack had a heavy drinking problem and the judge told him if the cops even see him pushing a lawnmower, they would lock him up for DUI. He was banned from controlling anything with a motor for the rest of his life.
Any way, he was on the hill, washing somebody's car. The owner ended up leaving, locked the house and nobody was home while Crack washed his car. Crack got paid pretty good before the guy left and Crack went to the store to get about 6 Hurricanes.
Next day, we see him and he walking like his asshole was fucked up. We asked him what happened and he said he had to take a shit, and "G" had left, so he had to go in the woods. Had no toilet paper or nothing, so he wiped his ass with leaves.
TURNS OUT IT WAS POISON OAK!!!
Got another funny, weird, random story I'll tell y'all next post.