Ceramic Wizard Bong
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: dirty old town, dirty old town
Re: 'The Day today'.
Crazy day, im a cop and was goin to get my coffee this morning when a bus exploded behind me, total chaos, this nearby phone starts ringing and this crazy old fuck ive had previous issues with tells me theres a bomb on another bus and if its speedometer drops below 50 mph then KABLAAM!!! couldnt even finish my damn coffee, had to take off in search of said vehicle. And that was only the beggining, wont bore you with the rest of the deatails.
Long story short, I fucked Sandra Bullock.