For this you deserve a gold medal. And everything else you said is true as well. Mason Ryan would be a lot better guy to push than Ryback. Ryan has a better look, is younger and has his welsh accent that is far more entertaining than anything Ryback roars.
Oh and just for the record, here is the real strongman of the WWE
Wouldn't have guessed, would you?
Stay on your feet! No crawling, no CHEATING!(you're too big, fella)
Listen to me when I talk to you.
[What entertains me needs to be in the ME