Well if you post a pic of yourself Fluffykins we'll leave you alone and harrass Sheamus instead (assuming you're not the same person)
This. It shall be your saving grace. Your decision, Mr. Fluffykins.
Don't be embarassed. I have a real-life picture of myself in my username profile, even though I look like a 12-year old kid in it (
)you can check for yourself.