He is frantically dialling the number of his only friend to stand in as 'Sheamus' in another room of the house while he takes a picture of himself in another room to make it look like they aren't in the same house.
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Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
You ever notice Hulk Hoganís got no hair on his chest? Only friend heís got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.