Vince gives me a comedy gimmick
Join Date: Feb 2011
Re: Kelly Kelly Released From WWE
It's not a question of "Why would Kelly leave WWE" she's been fired, pretty much. If TNA pay her the money, she'll go. Like if TNA paid Stacy Keibler enough money, she'd be on iMPACT. Money makes the world go round.
She wasn't fired, she split. Just like Keibler split. Just like the Bellas split, just like Maxine split, just like Shaul Guerrero split, just like Maryse split, just like Gail Kim split, just like Beth's splitting. These bitches are getting smart and getting out on their own terms and I can do nothing but commend them for it. And the thought of Kelly, or most of the others I mentioned, going to TNA is laughable. If they were interested in money, would they really leave the WWE and instead choose to work for the Sunglasses Hut- uh- TNA? There's an incredible lack of upward mobility in wrestling for most people, for broads it's virtually non-existent. Kelly's had a pretty much perfect wrestling career, and now she's moving on. It is as simply as that. She's splitting to go and do stuff on her own terms and actually enjoy shit, can you really blame her?
DEAN AMBROSE'S YOUNG FEMALE COMPANION™
Isn't it a coincidence that the rise of feminism coincided with the decline of kayfabe.