Re: £40m if you can turn my daughter straight
I don't buy that people are born gay. Plenty of gay people have had children before they decided to turn into flamers. I doubt babies are born with an ingrained desire for penis.
Babies have no desire for anything sexual. I bet you nailed every nurse in the hospital when you were born because you was an old fashioned straight infant with a ingrained desire for pussies
No, it just means they are attracted to their own preference. Stop trying to look further than it actually is, nobody is trying to be a hipster wearing a snapback with #1 ball sucker written on the front.
It's hardly disgusting. I would lol my fucking ass off if you son comes home with a a 6ft 6inch baller called Jerome Tyrell 6Ball O.G and gets a good seeing to in the bedroom next to your room.
Enjoy disowning him for being a 'disgusting, edgy attention seeking'.
I just imagine him and his son
"Daddy I am so happy! I lost my virginity yesterday"
"You make me proud son. Sit down and tell me all the details"
"Sorry dad but I can't sit. My ass still hurts!"