First page of the 07/08 thread and got a chuckle out of this:
Originally Posted by Enigma
United to win everything.
Liverpool to be relegated. Then reinstated after an appeal by Sheffield United. Then relegated again.
Chelsea will sign Torres, who will decide that he doesn't actually like football. They'll replace him with The Dong, who'll most likely win World Player of the Year.
Arsenal will just sort of lurk around mid-table, but nobody cares about them anymore.
I mark for the new season. If you want any more top-class predictions, PM me.