Re: Austin Aries: "You might _____, but you're gonna have to." Wtf?
It's obvious what he means, but it is an awkwardly constructed sentence.
Aries: "You might kick my ass, but you're going to have to!"
Me: "Why is Aries instructing someone to kick his... Oh, he means that if his opponent doesn't kick his ass, Aries is going to win. Well, that was awkward. Wait, what? The match has started?"