How about this?
Or maybe this?
These are all scenes from the life of WF member, Warren Zevon, and his unemployed wife. She likes long walks on the beach, caring for her son, and getting a slap when her husband gets home from work and his dinner isn't ready for him on the kitchen table.
One time, she went out to the store to get him ham for his sandwich, but it was sold out, so she got balogna instead. When he arrived home, she explained the situation to him, and his response was a mighty backhand.
Warren is an insecure motherfucker who's ass was rattled by his mom one too many times as a child so he takes his anger out on his wife because he is too much of a fucking pussy to stand up to a man.
It may also be a case of closet homosexuality, in which he beats his wife because he can't stand the fact that he pitches a tent whenever he sees Gerard Butler in 300.
Welcome to 2012, where your wife doesn't have to be an unemployed punching bag for you, but rather a woman who could go out there and work at Subway making sandwiches for other woman beaters to enjoy when their wives disappoint them with a 99 cent microwaveable dinner.