I'm not sure why you're saying I'm being witty (thanks though), I'm just going by what you've posted. You're expressing a real concern that gay guys in the military will rape their straight male compatriots due to "urges" and "readily accessible choices". You've also said you are uncomfortable around gays and wouldn't want to be stuck on a mountaintop with one. When you take these two points together it clearly shows you are afraid a gay man will try to rape you. Or you're afraid he'll make a pass and you won't be able to turn him down. Either way I think you may be flattering yourself.