Originally Posted by Whap Me Jungles
Trust me, if there was a confrontation, you'd be tied up, bent over, and raped up the ass with a diamond-encrusted cock.
I don't have a diamond-encrusted cock, dude. I had that shit put in my ass. Doesn't affect my shitting but if I ever get cornered and held down by five large batty boys then they're gonna get a SURPRISE.
Also, I do want to tell you, but I just can't. I'm enjoying it too much. Forgive me.
Pray continue, Commodus.