Asking JAMES ELLSWORTH for Wrestling Advice
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Planet Stasiak
Two weeks away from Armageddon on Raw.
Eric Bishoff enters the ring
Eric: Now I guess it is my turn to announce my men that will be fighting for their careers. Al Snow, Bradshaw, , D-lo Brown, Jeff Hardy, Johnny Stamboli, Justin Credible, Maven, Mark Jinsak, Goldust, Rico, Sean O'Haire, Spike Dudley, William Regal, Big Bossman and (laughing) Brooklyn Brawler. That means that soon enough we will have 14 men unemployed. And that said...
Break Down the Wall hits
Jericho: I am first glad to say that I have my Jerichoholics back.
Jericho: But there one problem where is my match against Hunter.
Bischoff: Well I haven't decided to sanction it.
Jericho: Well if you want the WWE to be back on top this will be a start. Won't it.
The crowd erupts
Kane vs. Raven
Kane wins with a chokeslam.
Kane grabs the mic.
Kane: All these years I have hidden behind a mask. And now tonight I will show you.
He takes off the mask.
Kane: This mask can represent you fans right here.
The crowds boos.
Tommy Dreamer comes out
Tommy: Why disrespect the fans they have loved you Kane. You know just because the WWE is going down doesn't mean you should blame the fans.
Kane: But the fans are responsible for my future unemployment.
Tommy: But so are mine and they are the best fans I could ask for.
Kane attacks Dreamer with mic and continues to attack him. He flips off the crowd
Trish vs. Victoria (Women's Title)
Trish wins by Disqualification. Victoria attacks hit repeatly with a chair. Then Molly comes to save her.
Victoria: You want this title so bad why not at Armageddon you and me go for the title.
Molly: Ok. And guys don't worry the old Molly's back.
Goldust vs. William Regal
Goldust wins with a Curtain Call.
Goldust grabs the mic.
Goldust: If this is my last few weeks here in the WWE I think I spent it well.
HHH vs. Test
Test wins thanks to interference by Y2J. As Jericho walks away he is saying hard to not put someone over in a shoot.
You see Christian and Storm talking with the Dudleyz.
Christian: Seriously Man I love to see us wrestle in a good tag match. We never have.
Storm: Heck we have been in the business for a long time and we want to entertain the fans out to the bitter end. How about a match for the tag team titles. Just for the fans at Armageddon.
Dudleyz: Okay find one more team and will do an old fastion TLC.
Christian I'll get Jeff.
Booker T. vs. Bautista
Booker loses thanks to accidental inference by Shawn Michaels. Booker looks pissed.
Christian finds Jeff.
Christian: Jeff how about you me, Lance Storm, the Dudleyz have an classic TLC at Armageddon.
Jeff: Sure I will bring a mystery partner.
Christian: And dude seriously take off the paint. Your not six.
Chris Jericho vs. Rhyno
Rhyno wins with Triple H's interference.
HHH runs into Jericho face and yells at him.
HHH: You will job to me just like you always do you piece of shit. Shoot or otherwise.
Before they close.
Booker T. catches up with HBK.
Booker T.: Whats wrong you are still going to job to me right.
Shawn Michaels: I am not sure you worthy enough yet.
Booker T.: Come on Shawn you know the ratings need a shake up.
Shawn: What you blame me you useless piece of crap.
They start brawling with Michaels super kicking Booker to the ground.
Shawn: I doubt that I will job to you. I will decide whether your worthy by Armageddon.
Probably should update this. I have the signature since 2005