What did you expect me to think? You wrote "Gift ideas only please" Iike anyone is not going to troll you. And who is your girlfriend? A print out of Paige?
I expect you to think this a jokey thread for you to make joke gift ideas. I was trying to get you to make a joke by trolling you into it. I don't have a girlfriend. I say a girl I work with. Taking rants to seriously mate