THESE THOTS AIN'T LOYAL
Join Date: Jan 2008
The Sopranos Mafia
Spoiler for rules and shit:
bold your votes duh
don't quote your PM
don't screenshot shit
don't talk outside of this thread or the QT if you have one
if you break any of these rules i will not only modkill you, but i will have your entire family whacked
also try to stay active. i'm looking for DAT ACTIVITY. don't assume ANYTHING. game could include super minor fucking cameos to Tony Soprano also some of the flavor might not be as good as others. just don't assume anything and then get mad at me when it's your own fault for making assumptions. don't bitch and complain about your role. this is my first time hosting and i'm probably going to fuck up something so deal with it. open to criticism, but save it for the dead qt/after the game. ok enough of the boring shit. just remember this game is supposed to be FUN.
Day 1: Hohenheim of Light was Phil Leotardo, Godfather
Night 1: dan the marino was Richie Aprile, Tracker
Night 1: Lawls was Carmine Lupertazzi Sr., Watcher
Night 1: IMPULSE was Silvio Dante, Sensor
Day 2: Waratah was Johnny Sack, Strongman
Day 2: Evolution was Butch Deconcini, Ninja
Night 2: DocBlue was Artie Bucco, Chef
Night 2: Roger Sterling was Gerry Torciano, Bodyguard
Night 2: Cloverleaf was Sal "Big Pussy" Bopensiero, Commuter
Night 2: HESIENBERG was Meadow Soprano, Mason
Night 2: Pumbaa was Anthony Soprano Jr., Mason
Day 3: Big_Man was Mikey Palmice, Busdriver
Day 3: Skyfall was Livia Soprano, Cop
Night 3: sXe_Maverick was Janice Soprano, Vouyer
Night 3: LadyCroft was Joey Peeps, Silencer
Night 3: dan the marino was Carmine Lupertazzi Jr., Double Voter
Day 4: Pezley was Perry Annunziata, Weak Bodyguard
Day 4: Titania was Vin Makazian, Follower
Night 4: Mr. Snrub was Jennifer Melfi, Psychologist
Day 5: Mikey Damage was Paulie Walnuts, Vigilante
Day 5: Striker was Vito Spatafore, Gay Lover
Day 5: Ziggler Mark was Johnny Cakes, Gay Lover
Night 5: IMPULSE was Feech La Manna, Backup
Day 6: TaylorFitz was Christopher Moltisanti, Druggie
Night 6: The Bad Guy was Frank Cubitoso, Chief
Day 7: Anark was Adriana La Cerva, RAT
Day 8: CamillePunk was Dwight Harris, Special Agent
Day 8: Rush was Corrado "Junior" Soprano, Paranoid Gun Owner
Spoiler for Night 1:
Night 1: GINNY SACK HAD A 95 POUND MOLE REMOVED FROM HER ASS
Lawls pulled up on Junior Sopranos' home. Keeping tight survailance for any DiMeo Family members that might show up to pay their respects to the old senile man. Junior had been spending the night watching informercials in his underwear. He felt he was being watched, as he regularly did given his paranoia from increasingly worsened dimentia. Junior peaked out his window and saw Lawls parked up the street, hardly discreet. The paranoid old man began talking to himself.
They're watching me. That fucking Pussy Malanga.
Junior got his gun upstairs and headed outside, as he approached the car, still in his underwear Lawls reluctantly rolled down the window to explain himself.
FUCK YOU PUSSY MALANGA!
Crack! Lawls was dead before he could even explain himself.
It wasn't all bad for New York that night, though. Butch Deconcini, the underboss of the late Phil Leotardo, stumbled upon a hit list that Phil had made prior to his untimely death. Butch, still loyal to his fallen friend, decided to carry out his wishes. He quietly snuck up on dan the marino and left his brains on the pavement, leaving no witnesses.
Upon hearing the news of Richie's murder, IMPULSE rushed to visit Johnny Sack in prison, hoping to broker a peace deal with the Lupertazzi family.
Johnny, Phil is gone. Someone hit Richie Aprile tonight. The FBI is up all of our asses. Whaddya say we end this war? I know you're not out on the street anymore, but technically you're still the boss.
Fuck it IMP, you're right. If we manage not to get killed in this game then we end up in here. Then when you're in here you get the cancer anyway, shit is no good.
How's that goin anyway?
They say I got 3 months, but they said the same shit 2 years ago. Life is too short for this drama bullshit.
Yeah it is. We gotta stick together in this thing of ours. Can you believe the stupid shit we go to war for? Like that time Ralphie made that wisecrack about your wife, hah. How did that go again? But like you said life is too short.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GINNY?!? YOU SICK FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
Johnny pulls a shank out of his sock and slits IMPULSE'S throat, leaving him dead.
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT LIFE IS TOO SHORT, YA FUCKIN PRICK. LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME JUST EXPIRED!
Johnny is escorted off by prison guards.
TaylorFitz suffered a tough night of detox while in rehab, but managed to pull through the night.
Spoiler for Day 2:
Day 2:YOU GET THE CANCER ANYWAY, SHIT IS NO GOOD
Rising manages to survive an early beatdown when the attention was turned to the hated townie, no the miller, no the bomb, no the MVP, Waratah. The angry mob quickly had Waratah lynched, despite his threats.
New Jersey again celebrated. However their celebration didn't last long as Cloverleaf was informed that he had cancer and only until night 3 to live. Despite this awful news, Jersey was happy with their new hero, Evolution, but the FBI saw right through it. An FBI agent tracked him down and put a bullet in his head.
TaylorFitz was released from rehab, whether he will maintain sobriety is up to him.
dan the marino replaces 3VK
IMPULSE replaces GOD
Spoiler for Night 2:
Night 2: BLOODBATH
Paulie Walnuts was at Vesuvio enjoying a fine Italian meal at his favorite chef, DocBlue's restaurant. Paulie was trying to just enjoy his dinner and take his mind off the current war brewing between the Lupertazzi and Dimeo crime families, however even at this peaceful restaurant trouble arose. Roger Sterling burst in and put a hot one in DocBlue's forehead leaving him dead.
Sterling was not aware of Paulie Walnut's presence though. Before Sterling could flee, Paulie returned the favor and put a bullet right in the back of Sterlings head, leaving Sterling dead at the scene of his own crime.
As Paulie Walnuts was fleeing the scene of one murder, Cloverleaf was on his way to the FBI headquarters, but he was being tailed. Cloverleaf pulled over. The man following Cloverleaf emerged from his car and approached him. Cloverleaf rolled down his window.
Hey..uhh...Ralphie how's it goin?
Where you goin Clovey? You're a long way out of Jersey.
I got some uhh business to take care of Ralphie. I'm on borrowed time with the cancer and all. I uhh gotta set... uhh things in or-order.
What's with the fuckin stutter? What you can't take the cancer you weak prick? Headed to fuckin rat me out?
No...I..would uhhh never uhh
BLAOW! Ralph Cifaretto put Cloverleaf out of his misery right there on the side of the road.
HEISENBERG and Pumbaa foolishly went to go visit their delusional Uncle Soprano. He was still as paranoid as ever. They offered to recruit him into their quicktopic, but before they could finish talking he shot HEISENBERG and Pumbaa both at the same time. Junior was heard saying, "two for the price of one".
TaylorFitz took multiple bong hits. He managed to get in touch with his sponsor later that night though and is doing fine.
Spoiler for Day 4:
Day 4: SHORE
An angry mob quickly descended upon Pezley. Because he was so weak he was lynched before he even got to claim.
Titania was enjoying a day at the Jersey Shore doing some "private investigations" work at the beach. An FBI agent approached her. The agent began to question her about organized crime and her affiliation with it. Titania refused to open her mouth out of fear of the consequences. The FBI agent grew increasingly violent and began to dunk her head under the waters of the Jersey Shore in order to torture out some INFO. Titania refused to betray Tony Soprano though, so the FBI agent, realizing he had reached the point of no return, drowned her. Sending a serious message to all mobsters in the tri-state area.
Spoiler for Night 4:
Night 4: MINDFUCKED
Paulie Walnuts learned his boss had been talking to a shrink. So he approached Dr. Snrub (
) and questioned him. Snrub swore alliance to New Jersey, but Paulie Walnuts wasn't buying it. All of Dr. Snrub's big fancy PhD words were driving Paulie insane. Paulie demanded that Dr. Snrub stop mindfucking him, but Snrub was trying to talk himself out of a bad situation. Paulie put his gun up to Snrub's head and pulled the trigger, having finally had enough. Paulie said, "how's that for a mindfuck?"
Last edited by scrilla : 08-20-2012 at 05:03 AM.