re: 2012 GIANTS...TROUT >
FUARK. In his last 9 plate appearances against Gavin Floyd, Mauer is 9/9 with 3 triples and 2 HR's. Not a good omen heading into tonight.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*