-Don't talk back. I will smack the shit out of you in a heartbeat.
That made me chuckle way harder than it should have.
Also, please wait until about the age of 15 to sign up here. I was once like you on another forum, years ago, and by-fucking-god do I hate looking back at those posts. So annoyingly naive, so confident that everyone will love what I post and do. Just such an embarrassment to myself and every thread I posted in. Don't make the same mistake kid.