Sleeps nude in an oxygen tent.
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: San Francisco
Re: THE 74th ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES (Night 2)
It is now the second night of the 74th Annual Hunger Games, as the Capitol Anthem floods the forest arena, and the daily recap is broadcast across the sky recapping the death of Wesson, one of my Dragon Homies.
But the tributes had no time to mourn, as a section of the forest bursts into flames, was it lightning... or was it the Game Makers trying to create some midnight delight for the viewers at home?
McQueen was climbing a tree, as he has been skillfully known to do with his incredible Arn Anderson like strength, when he pauses for a moment -- just a moment -- to look at the skyline of the burning forest. Taken aback by the awe of the carange, he lingers just a little too late, and runs right into Scrilla, who kicks McQueen off the tree, and into the flames bellow.
Scrilla climbs down from the tree, but quickly realizes he has been seperated from his group. He suddenly hears a noise... a loud... loud... noise, he turns to side, raises his hands in fear and shouts "NO NO NO NO NO NO BUENO~!!!!!!!!!!" as a herd of giant elephants emerges from the trees and tramples him to death. Scrilla was....
Luckily, the fires begin to die down, and night carries on. In the dead of night, BOSS was not sleeping, and was instead plotting how he wants to survive and become winner of the 74th Annual Hunger Games, when he hears a noise... he turns to his side and sees several large, beastly dogs. "Wait a minute," BOSS says, "I know those eyes, THOSE ARE WESSONS' EYES, AND LC, AND STRIKER OH MY GODDDDD!!" he barely gets time to scream mellodramatically as the dogs descend on him, his last words before his death were "They're eating her; and then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
Spoiler for BOSS:
Congratulations you are THRESH – BODYGUARD – TOWN Aligned
– You are big and mean, but you got a code of honor, you once saved Katniss' life out of principal. You're the bodyguard, once a night you can PM me the name of someone and you will use your epicly large biceps to shield them from all harm. Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
It wasn't until morning, when the rest of the tributes discovered who it was that died in the fire, they rolled over McQueens body and found out that mcqueen was....
I AM CRYING LIKE A BITCH, AND IT IS NOW NIGHT THREE. GET THOSE ROLES INTO ME BABIES.
PRESS TRIANGLE TO HIGH FIVE
THE MILLION DOLLAR PRONS: Runner-Up for Best WoW Poster and Best Rant of 2012! WINNER OF RANTSAMANIA V!