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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: San Francisco
Re: THE 74th ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES
The 74th Annual Hunger Games began with a bang, after seeing the decimation of Lady Croft, the rest of the tributes fled into the forest or into the tall, grassy fields. Most tributes were content with finding a place to sleep, but others decided to draw some blood. And so they did.
Just after the Capitol Anthem played and the results of Day 1 were projected in the sky, TKOK! was walking through the aforementioned fields, when he noticed the tall grass was moving. Very quickly. In his direction. A big giant dog like beast, whose eyes looked very much like Lady Croft's, pounced on him and ripped out his throat.
Spoiler for TKOK! was:
Congratluations, you are THE MO'FUGGIN MOCKING JAY – PARROT – TOWN Aligned – In the Panem Civil War, the Capitol bred a special breed of bird called the Jabberjays, capable of memorizing and repeating human language. They wound up breeding with the local Mocking Birds, leading to the creation of the MOCKINGJAY, you can vote and post as normal, BUT every post has to have large sections of a previous post (i.e. 5-10 posts before you) copied and pasted, NOT [QUOTE]'d. You can copy from mulitple posts, provided the chunks you copy are recognizable. Even though I can't tell you how to play, it would amuse me greatly if you don't claim a PR
right away and see how long it takes people to catch on Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Hearing the cannon that signifies a tribute dying roar, STRIKER realized his best bet would to be to climb a tree, so he finds an easy looking moderately high tree and begins to attempt to scale it. He finds the tree not so agreeable, and decides to leave. Sadly, as he turns around he is realized he is surrounded by a gang of other tributes. He tries to turn and run, but an unseen hand karate chops him in the throat, crushing it and killing him instantly.
It is now DAY TWO of the 74th Annual Hunger Games, with 22 alive, it needs 12 to lynch. HAPPY HUNGER GAMES, AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.
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Last edited by MillionDollarProns; 06-05-2012 at 03:51 PM.