I Suck Coke For Dick
Tried to give blood today.
Was denied because (as I explained to the lady) I once sucked down some coke for dick. I was drinking a coke to prove to a private detective I was diabetic so he would have sympathy for me and spy on my ex-wife. She said I was at risk for having aids and was denying my blood plasma.
I said bitch, gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. So she did.
Pretty outrageous, huh?
Well the true story is I got denied because I said I was fighting for the political ideals of Dick Nixon, by drinking Coca-Cola every hour of everyday. YO. Been fighting those hippies since 1968 YO. Sucking that Coke for Dick.
Represent. This is why I am hoping Mr. Jeb Bush gets elected in 2016. So I can start sucking Coke for Bush.