"There ain't no special dead. There's just dead." - Dukie
Loser Kid gets Killed
by Danny Tanner
Last week a boy was beaten and embarrassed so bad he was the talk of the town and everyone knew his name. Nobody's laughing anymore since now he is dead. The young boy was shot to death by a thug in an alleyway.
His parents were nowhere to be found and he was seemingly living off the streets. Life in Baltimore once again proves to be a piece of shit.
White Woman in the Wrong Part of Town
by Louie CK
White Policewoman, Beadie Russel, who works in the docks was killed today after being thrown into the freezing water where she died. The suspects are once again gang related. Once again proving that once you go black, you're caught floating dead in a sack.
Day 14 Starts.