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Re: Damien Sandow Discussion
You'll hate his theme music even more when you hear his old one, lol.
I agree, though, he shouldn't do a squash match, and he probably won't. I guess that was his whole deal with Bateman, he wants a more dignified debut than that. I'm just saying if he had wrestled, it wouldn't have given you a clear picture of his abilities because squash matches rarely, if ever do. Obviously you can tell if a guy is just fucking awful from a squash match, like Tensai, but if you're great or good or decent, your abilities can't be measured in 2 minutes, especially when the opponents job is to not fight back.
Originally Posted by John Pollock on John Cena
He now comes out to the ring in a John Cena hat, a John Cena shirt, John Cena wristbands, and somebody in merchandise saying "can we fit more on this guy?" and Vince says "well, god damn, he's only got so many limbs, what more can we put on the fucking guy?" "Well, we've got a towel" "ah fuck, give him the towel.", and he comes out now with a Don't Give Up towel. Like this man feels like a fucking Nascar driver with how much shit he has on when he comes out. It's like, ENOUGH! You want all my time, you want all my money. It just felt gross, Wai, watching all this, it's just like, have a modicum of self restraint. When is it enough? "Buy this, buy that, give me your life on Sunday, on Monday, on Wednesday, on Friday, buy a Network!" FUCK OFF!