05-08-2012, 12:01 AM
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: a van down by the river
re: The Wire Mafia Gameplay Thread - Day 12
"If I the hear music, I'm gonna dance" - Kima Greggs
Holocaust Joke Costs Lawyer Career and Life
by Kent Brockman
Lawyer Maurice Levy was in a bit of a mix up today when he was shot and killed after an alleged double crossing. It's being reported that Mr. Levy was working with the infamous Barksdale Drug Organization as a representative when he formally had ties with the Stanfield drug organization. After the realization the defense attorney was neutralized by a gang member and left for dead in the middle of the street.
Mr. Levy's uncle, has already filed a suit against the city for many reasons including hate crime, under payment, not providing Mr. Levy with a nice tie for court dates, making fun of his yamaka, racial profiling his clients, racially profiling his mother when she was pulled over on March 8th when she was pulled over for RECKLESS driving and much more.
Gay Policewoman has final slice of pie
by Clint Eastwood
Continuing in the large string of police deaths as of late, officer Kima Greggs was found not breathing today. She was rushed to the local emergency room and was pronounced dead before the doctor could finish getting back from his 2 hour lunch break.
She will be remembered as GOOD POH-LICE with a passion for good cases, and police work. Her last words were "free hat" ..we have no idea what she meant by this.