"Now listen to me you little fuckin' piece a shit; I'm gon' tell you one thing, and one thing only, about the Western boys you're playing with: We do not lose! and we do not forget! and we do not give up! Ever! So I'm only gon' say this one time: If you march yo' ass out here right now and put the bracelets on, we will Not Kick the Livin' Shit outa you. But if you make us go into the weeds for you, or make us come back out here tomorrow night, catch you onda corner, I swear to fuckin' Christ, we will beat you Longer, and Harder, than you Beat your Own Dick!" - Ellis Carver
Lieutenant gets anvil dropped on head
by George Costanza
After leaving a Broadway show The Book of Mormon with his wife, Lieutenant Cedric Daniels got a surprise. A giant 2 ton anvil was dropped on his head. While most people found it comical the smells of brains started to attract stray cats. After his guts were hosed down, police suspected that this was indeed no coincidence.
Another Policeman taken down
by Bryan Danielson
Baltimore City is stunned after another policeman gets greased this morning. "These killing of cops is outrageous! We need to teach these hoodrats who runs these streets. If we lose another cop we may just have to call in the A-TEAM." - says some douchebag.
Ellis Carver said his goodbyes to the world after being shot when he left a convenient store with an Ice Tea and Skittles. When will the chaos end! When?!
READ THIS PLEASE
by Ghost Postage
Spiros Vondopolous has been arrested by the police in affiliation with counts of human trafficking, drug trade and other crimes involving the importing of illegal contraband. He has since ESCAPED from jail and now on the loose. We have finger printed and photographed this man, below this article is the suspects photo and information. The Baltimore city police have revealed his identity for the city to see. We encourage his capture and who knows, there may be a reward that goes along with it! Or not.
Old Man Yells at Cloud
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