Night Two "I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick." - Bunk Moreland
...then he took a bullet to the knee.
by Bill Lumbergh
Local Homocide detective, Bunk Moreland, was shot and killed late last night. He was out on the mean streets of East Baltimore questioning some of the youth about a local murder. Without a chance to react he was shot down and left for dead by an unknown suspect. He was pronounced dead at the hospital.
"Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested." says former detective Frank Drebin, for some reason.
by Buster Hymen
Baltimore's own dan_marino has gone missing. His whereabouts is unknown but police have suspected foul play. After a brief search all hope was lost. When press questioned the police on potentially opening up an investigation on what could be a huge case, one of the Majors was quoted as saying "fuck that shit."
East side Drug Enforcer found Dead on Corner
This is my first time ever reporting for the B-more SUN! Okay so a guy named "Chris Partlow" or something was found dead today by the police. I was sent to go find out more and I spoke to this black girl who saw the whole thing!
She had this to say, "Yeah, I saw how Chris got dropped. He was shot by some dude, I couldn't tell who it was cause it was mad dark out but then the guy dropped the gun and ran like a Jamaican Olympian. Shit was crazy, can I get my $20 now?"
He was reportedly a member of the Stanfield Drug Organization which the police have been monitoring for quite some time now.
A note was left on the ground: "Cage-Taylor Phitz is not the note passer!"
Day Three Begins.
36 alive; 19 to a majority